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Anonymous asked:

Do you still have your 'Loki Hat' from the one time Loki pretended to be your father? Because that hat was fantastic.

Oh yeah that thing…hmm…where’d I put that thing? One sec.

Found IT! I was using it as an antenna thingy on top of my tv.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

guass wat im eetin dedpool

…. That could be anything ….

Uhhh… 

Baby Giraffe, The Color Purple, a Dvd Player, paint chips, denim uhhhh…. A no..C!! C i my final answer.

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comickit:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

connectedthroughamindset:

If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him

Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life

so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!

I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P

they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.

This is way more serious too. 

I want. To feed him. His balls.

Stop CAS (Copyright Alert System)

daunt:

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queernonywolf:

alastairss:

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fistitfelix:

SIGN THIS PETITION Or AT LEAST rEBLOG AND LET OTHErS KNOW!!

I AM NOT SHITTING WITH YOU GUYS. THIS SHIT IS PISSING ME OFF ALREADY. FUCKING SIGN THIS SHIT OR I’LL MAKE SURE I WALK TO MY SERVICE PROVIDER AND SHOTGUN HIM IN THE ANUS IF MY MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET GOES OFF. SOPA AND CISPA HAS BEEN ON MY NERVES TO THE POINT I’M RAGING ABOUT THESE BEING BROUGHT UP AND VALUABLE RESOURCES ARE BEING USED. SIGN THIS SHIT GODDAMMIT

cmon bitches we have work to do

PLEASE sign. This only needs a few hundred more.

Actually, ~600 is how many it currently has. It needs like 99k more. LET’S DO THIS.

signal boost!

15000+ has reblogged this yet only 8,000+ has signed. Comeon. It takes only 5 minutes to set up the account.

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((Can you guys do me a favor and reblog this if you’re interested in RPing something other than sex? I mean…like, if I can start an RP with you without worrying that you’re going to be constantly trying to seduce my character or steer the action toward something like that. Friendship is fine, of course. Angst is fine, fighting is fine, etc. Could you reblog if you’re more interested in the process and the characters than THAT destination?))

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